I’ve decided to add a recurring feature June 14, 2006
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Well, I am very excited to add this new feature. It is called overrated/underated where I will evaluate people/sports teams/political movements/books as to whether they are over-hyped (or overrated) or under-appreciated (or underrated). There will be no set number of items evaluated. All decisions in this feature are final – you may disagree in the comment section, but you will be judged to be wrong. The blogger reserves the right to change his mind on an item if public perception changes about that item, or if he is ranking them in a different category (i.e. For instance, as a war hero John Kerry is overrated, but as a medically-approved sleep aid he is severly underrated). You may suggest items to be evaluated, but because this is such important scientific work there is no guarantee that I will even acknowledge your suggestion (but I probably will).
So, here it goes -
Oprah Winfrey – overrated – This may be a bit unfair as she is the most rated person in America it seems, but it just seems the few times I do see her on TV I just don't get it. Maybe if she gave me a car I'd feel differently, but as it is… way overblown.
MLS – (major league soccer) – underrated – Again, a bit obvious because it is hardly a blip on the radar screen, but for my money (of which I am not spending any) I would rather watch a MLS match than a regular season baseball game- the action in MLS is constant and the final score is the same.
NASCAR – OVERRATED - those of you who know me know that I hate racing and you may think this is just prejudice on my part. Well, you're wrong. I take these ratings far to seriously to allow myself to be swayed by my personal feelings. All of these ratings are scientifically proveable. Unfortunately the scientific equation is much too complicated for you to understand, so I can't share it here.
Me as a blogger – underrated – Hey, these scientific equations don't lie. I know this is only my third post, but I have found them all fascinating and I can't wait to see what I have to say next.
My Wife – UNDERRATED – Some of you may think this a cheap ploy to get in my wife's good graces. Do you ever get tired of being wrong? We're talking science here. Seriously, my wife wears a lot of hats: Wife, mom, employee, best friend, counselor, encourager, teacher, and lover. She pulls off all of these with a grace that I admire and wonder at. When I wake up in the morning and look across the bed and she is there, I know that no matter what happens this is going to be a good day. Baby, you make me a better person. I love you.
There you go: my first installment of overrated/underrated. Feel free to comment (the four of you who have ever read this blog). I welcome your input, and I know you can't wait for the next installment where we will discuss – the movie Alien vs. Predator, the TV show Criminal Minds, and New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady.
May I suggest…
1. Peyton Manning (I’ll save you the suspense – overrated
2. Arena Football
3. Gas Grills
Good call on the whole NASCAR thing — maybe you can inform your educated listeners what NASCAR really stands for:
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
You are too sweet, my love. I appreciate your words so much…I love you!
Richard,
I said you could give suggestions. I did not say you could rate them. It's not that I think you are incapable of evaluting their status… it's just that I don't think it is fair to you to have your amateur rankings placed next to my professional ones. The reason I say this is I just checked and you don't have access to the scientific equations needed. On that basis I 'm afraid we will have to nullify your rating. I ask the jury to disregard his comments.
Well, aren’t you the mighty one??? At the risk of being chastised myself, here are a few suggestions for ratings:
1. Your wife’s lasagna (I don’t need the formula to know this one!)
2. Being a father
3. Capital City Chorus (you better be careful!)
4. Donald Trump
I concede that I do not have access to your “scientific” equations, Dr. Jekyll!
I submit, though, that being a Lion’s fan from Detroit that I would know a perennial loser and overrated QB when I see one. Manning is overrated (and he killed my fantasy football team last year – I’m a tad bitter).
Jury will not disregard – this witness is an expert in the field (no pun intended).
Oh Mighty, Wise, and Knowledgeable One:
Please come down from your loft perch and impart your wit and wisdom to those of us that await your sagacity. It has been more than week and we are wasting away as we your mastery, skill, proficiency, and adeptness.
Please give to us what we eagerly anticipate – the words of increditony.
Still waiting…
Recurring – “To happen, come up, or show up repeatedly.”